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Once an Electron asked a Proton

August 27, 2012, 8:34 am
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Once an Electron asked a Proton:
"Which one of us is male & which is female?"

Proton:
"Yaar waise tou mjhe pata nahi, magar aik baat hay, Tu mere irrd gird bohat ghumta hai!" :-D

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Life Would Have Been Much Easier If

August 27, 2012, 8:37 am
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Sincere Thought:
Life Would Have Been Much Easier
If
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Mosquitoes Sucked Tension Instead Of Blood! ;) :P

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Din BeMaza Raten BeSrur Hr Pal Be-chaini

August 27, 2012, 8:39 am
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Din BeMaza
Raten BeSrur
Hr Pal Be-chaini

Mn ne pocha DIL se
Keya tjhy PYAR hoa hai...
DIL ne kaha

NA PUTAR na, AE chhutiyan mukkan dy jhatky ny..

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UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey.The Question Was:

August 27, 2012, 9:09 am
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UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey.The Question Was:
"Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World"

The survey badly FAILED.
Because,

In AFRICA, people didn't know what FOOD is.

CHINESE didn't know what OPINION is.

EUROPEANS didn't know what SHORTAGE is.

PAKISTANIS nd INDIANS didnt know what HONESTY is.

ISRAELIS didnt know what 'UNITED NATIONS' is.
&

AMERICANS didnt know what the hell
"REST OF THE WORLD"Is...?

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Article 29

May 3, 2012, 11:41 am
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1 sardar ka redio kharab ho gaya

May 3, 2012, 11:45 am
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Police: Park Mein Aisy q Bethe ho,

May 7, 2012, 11:43 am
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Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya,

May 10, 2012, 11:05 am
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Sardar: tumne itne Chhote-Chhote Baal Kyun Katwaye?

May 30, 2012, 12:33 pm
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Sardar chori ke ilzam me pkra gaya.

June 3, 2012, 9:35 am
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Dost:Tm apni BV ko keya keh kr bulaty ho?

June 30, 2012, 9:30 am
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Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki

July 8, 2012, 9:48 am
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Sardar servis shose ki dukan py

July 25, 2012, 8:47 am
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Sardar ne paper K lye “My Best Frnd” ka mazmun yad kia

September 16, 2012, 7:21 am
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sardar ne paper K lye “My Best Frnd” ka mazmun yad kia lekn paper me “My Father” pe mzmun agya,

Ab us ne socha K wohi mzmun likhta hun lekn dost ki jaga abu likh donga. Mzmun kch yun hua

Zindagi me boht se Abu milty hen lekn achy abu bht km hoty hen.

Mery bht sy abu hn, lekn mera sb sy acha abu Gul khan hy.
Wo mera parosi hy.wo mery ghr roz ata hy meri ami b usy bht pasnd krti hy.

Wo b meri ami sy bht pyar krta hy mujy apne is bap pe fakhar he.
I love my abu.

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1 sardar ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki tarf se msg aya;

September 17, 2012, 8:59 am
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1 sardar ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki tarf se msg aya;

“Kya aap Imran Khan k saath hain?”

sardar ne reply kia;

“Nai tuadi Parjai kol bethan ,
Khairiat? :-p:D

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Sardar ko exam ma koi sawal nah ata tha

September 19, 2012, 8:20 pm
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1 sardar bench par lete hova tha k wahan sy

September 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
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1 sardar bench par lete hova tha k wahan sy 1 angraiz guzra or sardar sy pocha: r u relaxing?
Sardar: No I am Surmet Singh!
Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ny b yehi pocha: r u relaxing?
Sardar ghusy se: No I m surmet sing!
Sardar uth gaya aur apny se kuch door letay hovy angraiz se pocha: r u relaxing?
Angraiz: yes I m relaxing!

Sardar: Uth kutti deya puttra tenu loki lab lab pagal ho gaye ny.

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A girl sent most expensive bird that could speak 40 languages

October 25, 2012, 9:25 am
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Pathan: O Yara! Tum Eik Messge Do Do Bar Q Bhejta Hai humko?

October 30, 2012, 11:13 am
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4 Students 1 From HArVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 From TEXAS

November 1, 2012, 8:32 am
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4 Students
1 From HArVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 From TEXAS
&
1 Sardar Ge From PUNJAB UNIVERSITY…

1 Common Question:-

“What is the Fastest thing in the World?”

Student of HARVARD: “Light”

Student of OXFORD: “Thought”

Student of TEXAS:
“Blink of an Eye”

SARDAR of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY:
“Loose Motion!”
Because
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
“Blink”, “Think” or “Turn on the Light”,,
It was all Over

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